This Could Ruin Donald Trump

The extremely bigoted Donald Trump revealed his true colors not ten years ago when he made crude comments about women, but much, much earlier than that. Records hold that Donald Trump decided to be the patriarchal oppressor we see today back when he was in his Sophomore year of high school. That's correct, high school. Resources explain that Donald J. Trump attended the New York Military Academy and, while attending the school, records show that one day a female woman of womanly nature asked Donald Trump to date her, to which he responded 

"No" - Donald Trump

"No"

 This misogynistic response became a further outrage when it was discovered that Donald was already dating a girl at the time. It shows that he is like any other bigot who selective when is comes to women and is not accepting of all women. In addition, it shows that he is attracted to women, which is oppressive because he is a guy and therefore does not understand the struggle that women go through when men are attracted to them. If not the recording from ten years ago, then maybe this will convince you of Trumps hate for women. He has hated them since high school and, as we know, it is impossible for anyone to change in such a short amount of time.

Iran isn't the Only Nation Stealing U.S. Tech

The U.S. was shocked to discover that Iran was capable of replicating the unmanned RQ-170 aircraft, but they were in for more once they heard what their Italian allies had managed to replicate tech as well. Shortly after Iran released their replica of American technology, Italy was inspired to do the same. Italian government official, Francesco Virilisati said in an interview,

"At first we were frightened of the consequences of stealing American technology. We have been studying the hang-glider for centuries, but had no success until we captured an American version. Once Iran released their replica, we felt their doing so would overshadow ours and make ours seem insignificant. Our hopes were that this would prevent and animosity between our nations."

Their plan may not have worked, as President Obama is currently meeting with advisors to discuss the alliance between the U.S. and Italy.

The Italian hang-glider could be a global game changer. The hang-glider is a replica of a U.S. hang-glider which was shot down in 1943 during Allied invasions. Since then Italian scientists have been working to reconstruct the hang-glider. Italian scientist spokesperson reportedly stated that the reason the replication took so long is that their version could not fly due to a hole in the wing, a factor which only recently was discovered to be the bullet hole from the shot that took the glider out of the sky.