Sunday, September 25, 2016

Tinyest Debate

The United States is getting pumped up for the first presidential debate...or maybe not. A recent interview revealed one statistic that may come as a shock to many. HGTV's Tiny House Hunters is predicted to have more viewers than the Presidential Debate! One would think that such a pivotal moment in the election season would trump a search for small living spaces. Our interviewer, who has asked to remain anonymous, spoke to each of the main candidates how they felt regarding this fact. Republican candidate Donald Trump said "This is going to be [huge]. Every American in the nation needs to tune in to watch, and everyone else needs to be deported". 
"[Huge]"

Gary Johnson, on the other hand, said "Global warming is a main factor in the drop in viewers. Americans are rightly concerned that television broadcasts melt the polar ice caps and will kill the polar bears". It is predicted that approximately 73 people are expected to be watching the debate versus a whopping 112 viewers for Tiny House Hunters. Bill Vanistis, a Vermont middle school teacher and avid Tiny House Hunters viewer, claims that she simply doesn't have room in her house to watch the presidential debate, the only show small enough to watch on her TV is Tiny House Hunters.


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