The first presidential debate left many viewers disappointed as their preferred candidate did not show. As a poll by Quinnypack shows, an overwhelming majority of viewers tuned in at 9 p.m. ET to see God walk out on stage, but hopes were crushed when a third podium was not present. Henry Weimer says "At first I thought it would be an exciting surprise entrance... a big show, but as the debate went on, my hopes faded," as did many others'. Many expected God to open a fiery chasm below the candidates, or simply make them cease to exist, but no such thing occurred. Both Republicans and Democrats alike equally expressed a desire to see God. Another third-party candidate, demon god Cthulhu, says he hopes to capitalize on this by increasing his publicity campaign to even out the odds between him and God. The current polls clearly show that this country does not believe in God's plan. However, hopes remain alive for God's appearance at future debates. Some even say that God may not physically make an appearance, much like his appearance at the 9/11 memorial which caused Hillary to be escorted off the premise due to a reaction to the presence of God. Some believe that God did make an appearance at the debate in the form of Jill Stien, but was quickly removed by security. And so, the question remains, where is God in this presidential election?
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